How to GOVERN you?

360     It is easy to govern only the person who has many sins.

How to GOVERN you?

361     If you cannot do anew the world, then do anew yourself.

How to GOVERN you?

362     Sorry, I have control over myself.

GRACE for a male (neg.)

363     A king’s face should give grace.

GRADUALNESS (pos.)

364     It is impossible to jump over the ditch by two jumps.

365     Who want that his daughter been married to somebody gradually?

GRADUALNESS (neg.)

366     A cockroach would rise a silk thread on a tower’s window. One would rise a tread by silk one. Then he would rise a cord by the thread. Then he would rise a rope by the cord. Then he would come down to the freedom.

367     They get across a mountain river by stones.

368     First of all they bend lower branches in order to bend upper ones.

369     Only a fool will try to build the top floor first.

GRADUALNESS (exist)

370     Well, it is the gradualness. I must miss a breakfast at first. Then I must miss a dinner and supper, too.

GRAFFITIST (pos.)

371     A white wall is a fool’s paper.

GRAMMATICAL (pos.)

372     A grammatical correctness is not something more than the way to avoid small mistakes during your movement to great error.

373     However grammatical rules doesn’t help the man who has many green thoughts which fierce sleeping.

GRANT smth. to an enemy (neg.)

374     It is good to give something to an enemy. Then enemy's friends would kill him as he turned traitor.

GRATITUDE (pos.) (see also applause, decoration, honor, law, luck, medal, merit, praise, respect, reward, success) 

375     Had anyone ever appointed a day for gratitude doing a good deed?

376     To demand gratitude is to bargain virtue.

377     Those, who pay off their debts better, are looking for a person to borrow more next time.

378     Those, who while giving aim to please themselves more than others, demand gratitude louder than the rest.

379     I think that everyone assumes himself deserving the best. That’s why the sign of foolishness is the expectation of gratitude.

380     The one, who is looking for something besides a good deed or justice itself, isn’t looking for a good deed or justice.

381     Nothing more resembles faeces on one of the shelf of the soul, than necessity to show your gratitude to somebody.

382     I don’t know, what is worse – a lack of acknowledge else’s good deed or making demand to return it?

GRATITUDE (neg.)

383     There’s always a drop of poison (benzine) to write off in a whole vat of wine (honey).

384     There is no nobility that has not gratitude.

GRATITUDE (exist)

385     If goodness could be remembered, a knife wouldn’t be put into an old bull.

GRATITUDE (lack)

386     Accusation of ingratitude is an accusation in comprehension of cause of the good deeds.

387     Everybody is free to be indignant with ingratitude. Are there really that many good people around us?

GRATITUDE to the God (pos.)

388     I am not so old. Only an old person may has true gratitude to the God because he has the least fear that he would be killed, robbed or raped tomorrow with the connivance of God.

389     The most widespread gratitude to the God is that the worst case which may be happen doesn’t happened.

GRATITUDE for a friend (pos.)

390     The one, who made a good deed without reservation of parity, wished enmity.

GRATITUDE for an interlocutor (pos.)

391     Gratitude is a feeling characteristic of an optimistic man. You can’t understand it.

GRATITUDE for an interlocutor (neg.)

392     Why put a person in an awkward position? Glorify yourself before the other great or glorious. It will be easy to be quits.

393     If you want your hands to be licked go and feel dogs.

394     If you did the great or glorious deed for ungrateful men, then this isn’t great or glorious.

395     So what about it? Should I wash your feet and drink this water?

396     Sooner than not you’ll demand the flowers to be obliged to someone for blooming.

GRATITUDE for an interlocutor (lack)

397               -You had been already rewarded.

               -When?

               -Much times and in many places. When you told the others about your heroic deeds?

long GRATITUDE (pos.) (see also sacrifice, thank)

398     If a wife made six-month wave than it does not mean that her husband must be near her skirt during the same time.

my GRATITUDE (pos.)

399     I don’t wish to pay for your noble deed, so either not to deprive you of it.

400     If one wishes to be gratitude he courts an ugly girl? Am I ugly?

401     N must thank me more because I gave a chance for N to train his charity on me.

402     Better not feed me with snack, than hit me with a brick on my back.

403     You would have more services for my gratitude if you will leave me in peace.

GRATITUDE for an ordinary man (lack)

404     Only fools, who give loans impossible to be repaid, find ungrateful people.

405     There are no ungrateful people. There are fools who are expecting to be thanked.

GRATITUDE for the past (pos.) (see also benefit, merit)

406     Nobody thanks a dried-up river for its glorious past.

407     They have a little pension for the past, but not wages.

408     A field which was stopped to be dig up covering with prickly weeds but not with meadow’s flowers.

GRATITUDE for presented soul, thoughts and heart (pos.)

409     I willingly took your soul, thoughts and heart. It’s a shame to refuse such a little present.

GRATIUDE to regretful benefactor (pos.)

410     Why N behaves like a goat that she lets to milk herself first and then turns the bucket over?

411     A good wish of benefactor is the most pleasant thing of good deed. What for to remind about today’s zero and what is more about negative wish of benefactor now?

GRATITUDE for a rich man (pos.)

412     Only stingy people accuse others of ingratitude.

GREATNESS (pos.) (see also ambition, conceit, dullness, fame, glory, high, idol, majesty, notable, outstanding, stateliness, talent)  

413     The greatest funguses are growing around the rubbish pit.

414     I’ve seen a lot of great deeds. To accomplish great deeds, they have pushed off onto others small and thankless ones.

415     Beggars like the great as a manifestation of the strength they don’t have.

416     Greatness is not so great if newness can at any time ravish much more.

417     Infusorium have outlived dinosaurs.

418     A small boat can go to any chore, but a ship – only to the port.

419     To long for greatness is the only way for malicious people to treat themselves with patience.

420     Even a great elephant doesn’t overtake a hare.

421     Why should one be pregnant up to the eyebrows?

422     The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

GREATNESS (neg.)

423     The one who has got greatness has to long only for goodness.

GREATNESS (exist)

424     If there is no wood, wormwood is a wood too.

425     This is greatness together with a pedestal.

426     If a high staging is not showered with stones, then there might be a clown.

427     Dullness is brilliant only in darkness.

428     Everything and everyone seems to be great to craven.

429     Only on reaching the mountaintop one can see that there are higher mountains nearby.

430     A smoke is sometimes great, but it may disappear quickly.

431     This soup is thick because of the common cabbage.

432     Every grossly exaggerated object seems to be great.

433     A pig is big, but it is not an elephant.

434     If a man is acquainted with a conjuring, he ceases to consider conjurers the great men.

435     OK, let’s suppose that N is heavy … until the wind starts.

GREATNESS (lack)

436     To smash the opinion about the great is the favorite pursuit of mediocrity.

437     You wouldn’t see anything in Achilles except his heel.

438     People don’t like those who excel past them.

439     People are like diamonds. Up to a certain size, purity and brilliance they have a definite price. Beyond these they haven’t price, and nor buyers.

GREATNESS of the God (pos.)

440     The God is not omniscient if He doesn’t know limits of own potency or He is not omnipotent if He knows limits of own power.

441     If the possibility to prove own grandeur is less, then the wish to prove the grandeur of the God is more.

GREATNESS of the God (exist)

442     The God is the secondary person. He helps them that help themselves.

GREATNESS of the religion (pos.)

443     Religion is something negligible. It’s only a little part of things which thrust a man upon a crowd.

GREATNESS of successful man (exist)

444     A weak man cannot renounce a sweat fruits of success.

GREATNESS of young man (exist)

445     When a tree falls the branches rise.

GREEDINESS (pos.) (see also abstention, addition, consider, divide, expenditure, free of charge, kindness, persuade, save up, superfluous, take so much)

446     A greedy is crazy. He will be fasting even during festive occasion and be eating meat during the Lent.

447     Treasure of greedy man affords a living of usurpers, invaders and thieves.

448     Greediness can make one suffer from constipation.

449     A greedy man doesn’t wait simple father’s death. He waits that his father will be murdered. He wants to get both the heritage and ransom for murder.   

GREEDINESS (neg.)

450     If one draws the saw in one’s direction then it will be easier to saw.

451     Elbows bend inwards and not in the opposite direction.

452     Greediness makes a fool cleverer. At first he bothers to get. Then he bothers to save. And when he starts to think how to save, he begins to understand everything.

453     Even a good chance couldn’t helps the man who has not permanent readiness to grab.

GREEDINESS (exist)

454     There is no greediness. There are people who you learned come to an agreement. And there are people who you didn’t learn come to an agreement.

GREEDINESS (lack)

455     Yes, of course. N is not a greedy man. He still doesn’t attempt to wave an axe toward oneself.

GREEDINESS of Anglo-Saxon (lack)

456     Any manifest of Anglo-Saxons was born from their subconsciousness near the words “Money first!”

GREEDINESS of an atheist (exist)

457     However an atheist is not so greedy that he would wants to assume an eternal or infinity things.

GREEDINESS of bald-headed man against a woman (neg.)

458     Use my greediness. Grant me a comb. So, I’ll wish to use it and make a baby for you.

GREEDINESS for a believer (neg.)

459     Covetousness often starves other vices.

GREEDINESS of a believer (lack)

460     Believers are greedy men for God’s riches and paradise.

GREEDINESS of cattle-breeder (exist)

461     A cattle-breeder can’t be greedy. He warms the world by his own property.

GREEDINESS for a chief (pos.)

462     A stuck gnat may be killed in easiest manner.

GREEDINESS for a great man (neg.)

463     Geometry, arithmetic, theory of games, combinatory have developed owing to greed.

GREEDINESS of a great man (lack)

464     The higher the hill, the lower the grass.

GREEDINESS of an interlocutor (pos.)

465     You are ready to swallow even your snivel.

466     You would manage to make your bubbles flow to you during your diving.

467     Did you shave the nuts of sheared rams?

GREEDINESS for an interlocutor (neg.)

468     The greatest fighter against a greedy is death. Are you its assistant?

GREEDINESS for a male (woman) (neg.)

469     A greedy is unfading youth of wishes. You will never get old with it.

my GREEDINESS (neg.)

470     I’m not a bulldozer to rake from myself.

my GREEDINESS (exist)

471     Is the real greediness? I gave the most dear thing - my reputation.

GREEDINESS of poor man (neg.)

472     Such person as you is ready to name “a glutton” a hungry man.

473     A calf becomes voracious if there is a little of food.

474     The right to be greedy must be achieved through much suffering. A poor man gains this right.

GREEDINESS of a priest (lack)

475     Priests have a true sympathetic soul. Money likes priests. Priests like money.

476     If Christian priests were never bent in front of the riches, who would follow the revolutionaries?

GREEDINESS for a rich man (pos.)

477     Even a sated pig wants to eat.

GREEDINESS of a rich man (lack)

478     Even a glutton tear oneself away from a meal in order of pursuit after the crows.

479     A khan comes to take something even in person. Even khan’s stable-man doesn’t come to pay khan’s debt.

GREEDINESS of Russian (exist)

480     Such well known names as Rich, Ricardo, Richard aren’t got accustomed to Russia yet.

GREEDY man (pos.)

481     The worth of a thing is what it will bring.

GREY hair (pos.)

482     A grey hair disgraces only the person who has no mind.

GREY hair (pos.)

483     A snow lies on the great mountain.

484     A gray fell of beaver doesn’t depreciate its owner.

485     A white falcon is better than a black raven.

GRIEF (pos.)

486     A grief always turns into the sin. At first it turns into the hatred against oneself. Afterwards a hatred person begins to hate others, too.

487     A base of grief is the self-interest which was deceived or the vainglory which was stung.

GRIEF (neg.)

488     More great honours become to the man who overcame a defeat. More great happiness become to the man who overcame the grief.

GRIEF because of killed man (pos.)

489     If you will allow the grief to annihilate you then you will fallen the second victim of a killer. Don’t permit it.

GRIEF for oneself (neg.)

490     It is easy to bear only the misfortunes of others.

GRIEF for a strange man (neg.)

491     A strange drawn man seems as sleeping man.

GRIMACE (pos.)

492     You do the good deed. You become more pretty during your grimacing because of your natural air is ugly.

GROUNDLESS communism (pos.) (see also communism)

493     Communism demands some sacrifices for itself. This is a cause that its enemies tell about groundless communism. So, we must recognize that all great and glorious people were groundless because they demand numerous sacrifices for main deed of their life from themselves.

GROW (exist)

494     Well, it growing, because of it is overgrown with moss.

GUARANTEE (pos.)

495     There are holes between fingers. But everyone takes mainly by hands.

496     Who will answer for the guarantor?

GUARD (pos.) (see also care, defense, fear, limit)

497     A prison is famous by its fence.

498     A fence is a lure for a thief.

GUARD (neg.)

499     The higher a fence is, the more respect to an owner is.

GUARD (exist)

500     A river couldn’t be dammed with the boats.

GUESS (neg.)

501     He who has no ideas couldn’t see facts.

GUEST (pos.)

502     They who have a habit to quarrel during the lack of guests love guests most of all.

503     Guest is the good thing. Everyone needs him like an air. However, when an air came in and hasn’t leaving an asphyxia becomes.

many GEUSTS for an interlocutor (pos.)

504     Some more guests wish come to your funeral.

GUEST for a married male (neg.)

505     I understand you. You wish to hide that you have the bad wife.

morning GUEST (neg.)

506     A morning guest is the best. He doesn’t frighten host by possibility of staying the night with.

rare GUEST (pos.)

507     A rare guest likes the gold fish. However, he becomes rotten quickly, too.

unexpected GUEST for a woman (pos.)

508     Well, an unexpected guest is some better than the unexpected husband.

GUILT of chief because of subordinate’s death (exist)

509     Indeed, why the herdsman done nothing when the lightning has killing the cow?

driver’s GUILT to a pedestrian (exist)

510     Every pedestrian has the duty to walk not alike a cow in India.

GUILT of hindrance (exist)

511     The sun has not the guilt that an eagle-owl can not see anything during daylight hours.

own GUILT (exist)

512     A thief always dreams that the owner to suffer from his own guilt.

Russia’s GUILT against dissidents (exist)

513     To accuse Russia of its guilt against some dissident is the same that to accuse England of its guilt against Byron.

sexual GUILT of a male (exist)

514     A he-goat never begin jump up on a she-goat until the she-goat begin shakes its tail.

515     If a bitch has no a sexual wish then a male dog wouldn’t been on it.

516     If a mare doesn’t neighing then a horse doesn’t tear the bridle.

strange GUILT for the failure (exist)

517     If a man came nearly to an avowal of own defeat then he begin accuse the others of his own failure.

subordinate’s GUILT (exist)

518     -A fish goes a bad from its head.

     -A cane goes a bad from its root. Well, what of that?

519          -A fish goes a bad from its head.

          -It is the sole thought which can occur to the fool who overate by rotten fish.

GUILT of a victim (exist)

520     Well, the bullet found the hole. Is not it?